Buy some hamburgers from your favorite fast food restaurant: McDonalds, Wendys, Burger King (any place that serves hybridized, chemicalized, genetically altered, hormone/ pesticide-laden food) - BUT DON'T EAT THEM!

Put your hamburgers in a fairly dry location and let them sit for many, many years.

WARNING: Do not put your hamburgers in any sealed containers, like jars. The moisture needs to escape the food naturally, so letting them breathe in the open air works best.*

And that's it! You are now the proud owner of your own Burger Museum!

* After 6 or 7 days, you can display them proudly. No animals or insects will touch them - which makes me wonder why we would ever touch them!