some hamburgers from your favorite fast food restaurant: McDonalds,
Wendys, Burger King (any place that serves hybridized, chemicalized,
genetically altered, hormone/ pesticide-laden
food) - BUT DON'T EAT THEM!
your hamburgers in a fairly dry location and let them sit
for many, many years.
WARNING: Do not put your hamburgers in any sealed containers,
like jars. The moisture needs to escape the food naturally,
so letting them breathe in the open air works best.*
that's it! You are now the proud owner of your own Burger
* After 6 or 7 days, you can display them proudly.
No animals or insects will touch them - which makes me wonder
why we would ever touch them!